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Tips on winning my affection

Make me a peanut butter and banana sandwich

Unless you’re allergic to peanuts pizza is good

mistletoevests:

why are bras and period products so fucking expensive okay this shit pisses me off, it’s not like i asked for boobs or for my vagina to destroy itself every month

franklycats:

Whenever a guy sleeps with lots of girls he is a “player” but whenever I do it I’m a “lesbian”